By confirming attendance, the invitee agrees to:
Arrive in a timely, stylish, or otherwise socially acceptable manner.
Participate in celebration-related activities including (but not limited to): socializing, standing around looking cool, and acknowledging the significance of 18 years.
Respect the location, the vibe, and the unspoken code of chic.
Accept that this is not a democracy—entry may be revoked at any time without justification, especially for fashion crimes.
Understand that no refunds, rainchecks, or alternate timelines will be issued.
Accept that the event may be photographed, witnessed, or mythologized.
Failure to comply will result in mild social judgment and the potential withholding of cake.